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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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