- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

This is a joke

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

what's silver and red and keeps crashing into the walls? a baby with forks in its eyes

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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