Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Knock knock. Racism.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Spinabifita

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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Compton

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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