I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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