Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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