- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

your momma's so fat i almost didn't have sex with her.... almost.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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