How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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Anti Joke

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