- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

Butt poop.

Michael Castillo is gay

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

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