Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Im black

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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