- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

more chocolate?

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

whats worse than school? Summer school

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

good one jess !!

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