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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Catholicism.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

A man throws a penny off of a cliff. He is now one cent poorer

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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