Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

Rick santorum

This is not a joke

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

What's blue? The sky.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

charlie sheen losing

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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