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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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