A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

What black and has children A black man

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Harry Styles

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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