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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

She said no

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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