- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

Religious fanatics: WE MUST NOT SIN! Jesus: And I died for their sins? They do not even try a bit of sex and rock and roll? Now that is a sin :( I died for nothing then :( Religious fanatics: Damn!

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

what sad about 4 mexican dieing in a car crash??? My car

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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