what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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The joke below is absolute shit.

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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