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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

Black People.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

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