Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

She said no

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

A handicapp walks into a bar

Misner is a twat.

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