- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

a man said hi.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

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