You idiot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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Yo mama's fat.

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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gay marriage.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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