Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

elen degeneres is straight....

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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