Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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WNBA

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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