- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

Women's Rights.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Kathy Griffin.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

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