Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

This one sucks!

What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

What do you call two dog? dogs

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

how did the man die he didnt

If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

Why did the book disappear?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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