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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

Christians pornstars.

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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