Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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Grammer is very important

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Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

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What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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