- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Yo mama's fat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

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