I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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Bean.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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A little boy uses a horrible curse against his classmate. The classmate is so angry he tells the teacher. The teacher is so astounded at the little boy's use of language he sends him to the principal. When the principal hears of the foul language he's so ashamed he calls the police. The police can't believe the little boy said such a bad word, they think he deserves to go to court. The court dates are set up. When the Judge hears of the hate words he can think of no other worthy punishment except prison until he turns 21. After the kid is let out he heads for the bar across town where all the ex-prisoners go. He orders up a drink, bartender asks "What'd you do?". The kid explains the curse to the bartender. The barkeep becomes so upset that he kicks the kid out of the bar. While crossing the street to go to another bar he gets hit by a truck. Whats the moral of the story? Look both ways before crossing the street....

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Dylan is gay

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And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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