Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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