The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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Dislike this.

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Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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child labor

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I am a women

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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