hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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A brown haired woman walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor it hurts whenever I touch myself." The doctor says, "Strange, I have never heard of such a disease. Please show me." The woman touches her leg and screams,"Ow!" Then she touches her arm and screams again. The doctor asks, "Are you a natural brunette?" The woman replies, "No, I am a blonde." The doctor says, "Oh, that explains it. You have a broken finger. God, you are so blonde." The woman gets her finger treated and then lives in agony for the rest of her life due to her untreated broken leg and arm.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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A Russian who dosen't like vodka

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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