so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Im black

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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