Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Joke.

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

cliché rebecca black joke.

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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