Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

A white person at Harvard

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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