- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Hillary Clinton

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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