Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

ME NAME IS JEFF

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

Take this and put it- No.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Anti Joke

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