Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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