so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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penis

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Bumsniffer

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John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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