Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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