Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

Women's rights

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

What's funnier than 68 69

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

Abortion

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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