What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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