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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

Get off my porch.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

A kid has no friends.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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