How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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why dont they make black forks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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american government

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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