- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

Get off my porch.

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