- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

your mom died.

I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

Lets Go Lakers!

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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