potatoes

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He didn't, the farm this chicken was on had fences bordering it to avoid this very situation.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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