Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

matt has ebola...funny right!?

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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