- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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