- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Welcome to die!

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

"knock knock" "Come in"

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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