What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

what is a bracket? a bracket

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

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