Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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