What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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