What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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