I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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