- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

Basically copying you.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

What did the car do? CRASH!

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