- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

She said no

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

fruit salad?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Hi im a joke i eat turtles

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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