Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Donald Trump

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

i lost the game

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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