Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

A child walks into a classroom.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

Anti Joke

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