Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

A child walks into a classroom.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Republicans

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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