- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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