A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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