Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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Your biggest fan.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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you lose.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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