- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

I would rape her

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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