What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

No.

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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