- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

when debbie meets downer

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

I <3 Hitler

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

purple pickles

What walks on it's hands My uncle

Where's my tractor?

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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