- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

religion

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Why can you punish cows but not fish? Because you can ground beef, but not fish!

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What did the black man say to the asian? Hey.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

Women's Rights

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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