What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Women.

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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No, Trinidad.

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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cancer

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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