Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

A white person at Harvard

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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