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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

Whats the difference between a frog?

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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