a pornstar comes early to a party

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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How long does it take a woman to park a car? Shouldn't take long, depends on the size of the parking spot.

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Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

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Tell you something funny.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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