- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

you lose.

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

Your biggest fan.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

Why was there an awkward silence? Because numerous people gathered in a room were not talking.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

woman's rights

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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