What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

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The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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what do you call a girl with no arms and legs whatever her name is

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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