I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

homework

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

learn the ropes?

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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