- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Why did the woman buy peanut butter and a puppy? Her husband just died. She was trying to fill the void in her soul with junk food and companionship.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Rick santorum

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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