Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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A man is sitting at a bar. He stands up and goes over to these bikers playing pool. He then walks over to the bartender and says "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can pee in that bottle over there." The bartender looks at the bottle and sees there is a good five meters between the two. The bartender then agrees. The man takes out his penis and begins to pee. His pee stream goes everywhere on the bar, on the cash register, and espicially on the laughing bartender. It goes everywhere except inside the bottle. The man finishes and zips his pants. He then smiles at the bartender while handing him three hundred dollars. The bartender asks "why are you laughing you lost three hundred dollars?" Which the man replies "See those bikers by the pool table laughing?...I bet them five hundred dollars each that I could pee on your bar, on your cash register, and on your face and you would laugh and be happy." The bartender then reached under his bar and toke out his bat. He then continued to break the mans knees and then perceeded to pee on his bruised and battered face.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Autism speaks but not really

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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