A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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A man walks into a bar.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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penis haha

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Women's rights

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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