- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

You just read this ..

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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