- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

A Sloth runs...

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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