what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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A man sat on a chair

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

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what is a bracket? a bracket

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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