- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

What did the man without a tongue say...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

A guy was beet by his wife.

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

noah is a scrub jungle

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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