Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

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Where's my baby??

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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