Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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The big male boar went out the forest, saw a group of women and start to swank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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