A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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