Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? St. Judes St.Judes who ? St.Judes Research Hospital calling. Give me money, I've got cancer kids dying

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Santa isn't real

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A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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Me Neither.

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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