Cheese stick

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Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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A child walks into a classroom.

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Roses are red, violets are blue i've got a gun, pointing at you

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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