A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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Knock knock Knock knock Knock knock I have outsimers Wait why am i here?

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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What you reading? reading?

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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