Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

heads up!

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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