Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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hot diggity dog

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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You will not press the like button.

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Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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