- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

A kid has no friends.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

Women's Rights.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

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