- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

NEVER

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

drugs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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